Kentucky Face Grader
an action that can be performed by either s-x. on the male side…shave your b-lls…wait a couple of days till stubble develops. after the eager awaiting of the stubble…drag your b-lls across your significant others face….leaving red marks…and if your b-lls are heavy enough….flesh wounds could possibly occur.
on the female side. after stubble develops from shaving your ferret flap…convince your partner to give you a mustache ride. grind your stubbly box into your partners face causing red marks and scracthes.
oh god my face is killing me. i just woke up and i think john gave me the kentucky face grader last night….oh well guess i wont have to exfoliate today.
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