Kenyanshankphilia
an unusual s-xual fetish where the person is aroused by being stabbed and killed in a dark alley at night by a black person.
adam: oh my f-cking god she’s dead!!!!
police officer: im sorry sir. she suffered from kenyanshankphilia. it was bound to happen.
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