kerouacked, adj. to act like famous author jack kerouac. i.e. drink lots of red wine and get all philosophical.
dude, have you ever considered the possibility that we are just grains of sand on an infinite beach?
no, and when did you get all kerouacked?
a crime perpetrated on a man who is sleeping outdoors. first a helium-filled balloon is attached to the man’s p-n-s, then the p-n-s is severed at its base. the unfortunate victim awakens shortly afterwards to experience pain, blood-loss, and the heart-breaking sight of his pride-and-joy floating away, never to be seen again. lady astor: “if […]
- ball one
something gay that is said by many members of the pvp guild on the chromaggus world of warcraft server. “clouds: you’ew not ball one unless you tank c’thun naked. gear is bteam”
when a college student day dreams more of sleeping in their bed then they do of s-x. sam: are you going to jerry’s tonight? bethany: no, i don’t think so…. sam: why? you and i both know he wants you! and that if you go over you will get laid. hard. bethany: yeah, but all […]
the act of ones t-st-cl-s shriveling up and getting hard due to the cold climate and weather. person 1: dude, i’m getting a ballrection person 2: hard, tiny nuts? person 1: yeah bro!
a pr-ck above all other pr-cks he’s definitely the pr-ckiest from all the pr-cks i’ve met. intended to introduce the pr-ck but pretending care or showing love he told her he was concerned about her kids like if they were his own… that is the pr-ckiest thing i have ever heard