Keph


one who idles for unprecedented amounts of time in irc chatrooms.
current record for idling (at one time): 1,555,200 seconds

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    1. to travel, sans destination while journaling/ post-carding/ blogging. 2. to journal, sans self-censorship while traveling/ day-tripping. alternative spelling: kerouaking which either makes pr-nunciation more simple or changes the meaning to allude to royalty. “i dreamt last night of pre-driver’s license middle school, hitchhiking with my sister, mini-kerouacing all of 35 miles cross-county.” – elaine […]

  • kid piss

    to drop one’s pants onto the floor when at a public urinal like a kid p-sses. “dude i was at the pub the other day and this bloke rocked up next to me and started taking a kid p-ss”

  • Drizama

    something women and especialy teenage girls thrive on. consisting of any number of situations that have an easy solution, wich would bring a fairly good outcome, but these girls choose another, sh-tty, bad way to deal with it, again consisting of backstabbing, blackmailing/gossiping/betraying their friends, or the all-too-common “i want to break up with him […]

  • hull breach

    when wipping your -rs- without enough paper and your finger breaks through. the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today. when people manage to escape from the city of […]

  • Kikeblock

    1.the act of obstructing one jew’s advances towards another. 2.a situation that obstructs; an obstacle 3.an act of ill etiquette in which a jew is speaking to one jew in a group of jews, and the alpha jew creates a disruptive environment. hey bro, did you see shuli kikeblock dice when he was trying to […]


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