King Minus Touch
the direct opposite of the “king midas touch”, where everything the legendary king touched turned into gold. with the “minus” touch, everything touched turns into feces. it’s interesting that in both cases, the results are ultimately bad. same as inverse midas.
our new project manager really has the king minus touch. so far nothing has gone right. we are mired in sh-t.
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