a laindon roadman is a boy usually aged from 11-40
these creatures are usually found in basildon or laindon, they would wear a nike tracksuit (usually gray) nike tn’s, a black north face puffer jacket, and a nike cap. they top it off with their iphone 5c (usually white or blue) oh and let’s not forget it’s cracked.
they use word like
fit/peng/ my g/bro/broski/ wag1 ect
they fall for the trash girl that piles on makeup and more than likely is from laindon, they listen to xxxtentacion, stormyz and that’s when they embrace they’re inner roadman, when this occurs you have to run from these dangerous animals
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loren: he looks sh-t
james: he’s a laindon roadman
- the dam snack bar
a reference to percy jackson and the t-tans curse when zoë nightshade, thalia grace, grover underwood and percy jackson were at the hoover dam and were looking for the ‘dam snack bar’ we should find the dam snack bar. the dam snack bar? yes, what is funny?
a religion that worships the violinist, karel holas. april 18 is the karelist equivalent to christmas, it is also known as mom karel day. i support karelism. do you see that person over there? he is a karelist. praise mom karel! :d
the word sellas is used to describe somebody who is completely awesome, in every way. it’s also used to describe sombody of greek herratige and who ingages in behaviour commonly related to black people i.e listning to notorious big. girl 1: “see that hot guy over there?” girl 2 :”yeah he’s such a sellas” another […]
- get dragged
how to respond when someone talks bad about you; a fight threat “next time she tell you that she gonna get dragged”
- sweet & spicy
someone who can simultaneously be crazy f-cking hot and crazy f-cking cute at the same time me: hey jess, you’re a real piece of sweet & spicy ya know jess, on my c-ck: mhm~