a private and comfortably furnished room where men can go to be men. the modern day equivalent of a smoking lounge, the lair is a retreat for guys to be free of the manners and innuendos of mixed company. women in groups are forbidden from the lair, but it may also frequently provide a private site for seduction. a good modern lair is outfitted with a sound system, large speakers, a television, and gaming equipment.
“hey are you hangin out with alicia tonight?”
“nah, tonight i just want to chill in the lair with the guys.”
the abode of the s-x panther, this is the place they can be found, one adventures to a lair in search of the one that will surfice the needs of the individual.
one should go to a lair in order to find the s-x panther, let’s go to the lair where there is the best selection.
super cool place to bring ols and ol referrals in order to f-ck them.
typically consits of 42+ lcd tv, gaming console, good stereo system, leather couch, alcohol, trivial pursuit, cards, and other cool things.
odds are against ols versus ogs when they enter the lair. typically they are seduced into s-xual acts of enjoyment.
guy you bringing this new ol to the lair?
yeah man i think it’s a shoe in to f-ck her.
dude let’s boa her instead, it will be roof.
you the know the rule, once an ol is in the lair they can never get out.
typically describing a person with a gentle, nuturing nature. strong-willed, brave, gentle and kind. reliable and trustworthy, a lairs will not let you down. siren.
warning: a lairs can be extremely beautiful. calling forth an unimaginable power that no one will be able to reckon with.
lairs are often compared to: angels, joan of arc, goddess
to disrespect someone in any way possible
ouch i just laired that guy off well bad!
lair is a neat little typo made by another good friend of mine by the name of thug. it basically means “liar”.
jack – tim thinks i’m always lying, but he’s the lair!
as in lady lair the female equivalent to the man cave.
check out this antique schlitz beer lamp i scored for my lady lair, it’s t-ts.
when you are really confused in a situation lily was biggleb-ggled
- pindown nipple nibble
an erotic ‘tease’ game which can be played during intercourse or as part of general s-x play. the female partner sits astride the man, who places his arms above his head or on either side of his torso. the female partner then leans forward, gripping his wrists to restrict movement of his arms. her position […]
a voltron: legendary defender polyamorous relationship that includes lance, shiro, and keith. this ship is often used for p-rn purposes, also, a very high amount of omegaverse fanfiction is written for it. have you read that shklance fanfiction? lance is totally a bottom.
- pouty c*wk
pouty c-wk is when your boy is hanging out drinking and all a sudden gets upset and starts acting like a sad little kid. more often then not, he is upset about the size of his c-wk but takes it out on everyone else by acting “pouty” man what’s up with your boy sugah? oh, […]
- extroverted insecurity
an extreme form of fishing for compliments, when the subject’s narcissism and shaky sense of ident-ty create a desperate cry for attention. can take the form of a public request for validation of personality via “feedback.” often followed by a recap of all the positive (and some negative) responses on social media. “hey all, in […]