lamb job
pleasuring yourself using a lambchop hand puppet and mint jelly as lube.
dude, thanks for inviting me over for dinner on sunday. your mom is a great cook and gives excellent lamb jobs.
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any s-xual act preformed with limp arms, feet together, standing up, with excessive hip movements
wow, jimmy bojangles just gave me the most -rg-smic “lambjob” yesterday. f-ck.
the act of rubbing one off with a sock puppet on, ala lamb chop, the 90’s children’s sock puppet.
tony: “dude, marie told me my sock smelled bad, so i totally made her put it on her hand and give me a lambjob!”
marie: “tony! you’re not supposed to tell anyone!”
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