Lampathy


a type of apathy whereby you can not find the energy to walk to the local shop to buy sugar, but can find the energy to go out and count the amount of steps between where you live and the shop in question. this phenomenon was discovered at the university of wales lampeter, where it’s name derives from.
bob: we need more sugar.
billy: cba
bob: i’ll go, then. how far is the shop?
billy: hang on, i’ll find out.
bob:that’s lampathy for you!

Read Also:

  • Lampasas

    a tiny little nowhere town in central texas that is dominated by testosterone-pumped, illegitimate football jocks that have no grip on reality. also, a place where h-m-s-xuals and intelligent women call h-ll because of persecution from men with tiny p-n-ses. free expression is looked down upon in this boring town also known as a black […]

  • lamp bender

    a term used when a drunk person who decides to do a pole dance on a lamp,preferably a long free-standing one, and ends up bending/breaking it. also used to make fun of the person after a party. so what happened at the party? well, you know who broke the lamp by pole dancing. lol omg! […]

  • l'amour

    l’amour is the feminine french word for love paris holds the key to l’amour

  • Moamie

    i word used to describe the best friend/significant other you can ever possibly imagine. created by a word mix up in 2011 two punks. megan: moamie, i haven’t seen you in ages layne: i know! this saddens me.

  • Modnique

    the perfect blend of all things modern and unique. that outfit is so modnique!


Disclaimer: Lampathy definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.