laurey
laurey is an idiot that is naive and airheaded. she is loud and obnoxious and all you want to do is punch her in the face. she has the ugliest blonde hair humanly possible and doodoo green eyes. she is short and obese and likes a man who can be her buddy.
guy 1: what’s that hairy elephant doing over there ate the fried foods table?
guy 2: oh that’s laurey, stay away from that chick. she’s insane!
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