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inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement
i gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks
an extremely pet-te woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized c-ck would send to the emergency room. now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!
guy 1: hey dude, were you with jen last night?

guy 2: yeah, why do you ask?

guy 1: well, she’s walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden… dude, i’ve seen your junk in the shower, and she’s probably 90 pounds soaking wet…

guy 2: i know… the way she was screaming, i almost thought i had it in the wrong hole. man, jen sure is a log splitter.

guy 2 after a brief pause: what the h-ll are you doing sizing up my w-ng?

a s-xual act during which the woman’s legs are held by the ankles and spread as far apart as possible, while ramming the c-ck into her with as much force as possible, making the woman fear she will be split in half.

if the act is performed correctly, the f-ck profile should perfectly imitate the piston-action of a real log splitting machine.
“hey chris, sherry was complaining all day at work that she was sore and could hardly walk…what did you do to her last night?”

“well, she was talking sh-t about how much c-ck she could handle last night, so i put her -ss in the log splitter until she started spraying female -j-c-l-t- all over the place in an uncontrolled f-ck quiver.”
an extremely pet-te woman who any man with a remotely respectably-sized c-ck would send to the emergency room. now, add a healthy hog to the equation and visualize the wedge splitting that log right in two!
guy 1: hey dude, were you with jen last night?

guy 2: yeah, why do you ask?

guy 1: well, she’s walking with a huge limp, and looks kinda bow-legged all of the sudden… dude, i’ve seen your junk in the shower, and she’s probably 90 pounds soaking wet…

guy 2: i know… the way she was screaming, i almost thought i had it in the wrong hole. man, jen sure is a log splitter.

guy 2 after a brief pause: what the h-ll are you doing sizing up my w-ng?
when a girl wears a thong pantie, and takes a fat sh-t with it still on. causing the sh-t log to split in half and form 2 logs of cr-p.
nicole took a fat dump with her thong on, and the sh-t split into two logs. now that is a log splitter
refers to when a man is putting his p-n-s into an -n-s, usually referring to h-m-s-xual s-x. the p-n-s is possibly in the -n-s splitting t-rds/logs in half as it penetrates. it does not have to be a h-m-s-xual act, the man can split the logs of a woman as well.
#1 have you seen john and bryan lately?

#2 no, have you?

#1 yeah, they were holding hands at the park. i never thought they would turn out to be log splitters! prison can change a man i guess.
when a female sh-ts on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.
denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.
when a woman takes a dump on your chest with her g-string on.
“i asked her if she wanted to get kinky and she replied, ‘only if i can do a logsplitter'”.

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