loldongz
the state in which a hydroxide will occasionally enter after being heated over an ice cold pot-ssium bromide catalyst at about 350 degrees celsius and at a pressure of 700 atmospheres.
the hydroxide turns a funny luminous bright green and flesh colour, and leaves behind a precipitate which often resembles the male member. this process is known as sicklgaavion, or in swedish, phallicornication.
man 1: today, man 2, i bought a large ham and cheese sandwich. do you concur?
man 2: loldongz!!!1
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