laugh out loud together
person 1:my hand is a dolphin
person 1: lolt
a unit of hilarity.
(adaption of volts)
fred: you are gay.
tom: that has so many lolts!!
fred: you also have alot of lolts.
a spin-off of the word lol, derived from the softdrink lilt, which used the slogan ‘the totally tropical taste’. has been used by roughly three people in the entire world. ever.
n00b: hey man i heard the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side
ch00b: lolt the totally tropical taste!!!~
- the great circle of fuck
when someone screws you over and within a short amount of time gets screwed over as well. that -ss clown hit my car, and tried to drive off. a cop pulls him over a half mile away and tickets the jack-ss for hit and run. welcome to the great circle of f-ck.
a cousin that is as old or older than you parents. cousin fred is is older than dad and mom. he is our cuzuncle.
the act of misrepresenting yourself, for the sole purpose of getting laid. the whole evening was foreploy, the d-ckhead only wanted to “hit it”. any lie or fib you might tell about yourself in order to get laid. at the party, i had foreploy with her when i told her about my ability to lick […]
- formula one
the most incredible form of racing available! nascar is a load of cr-p in comparison… only formula one has 330 km/h speeds not all of us americans are nascar loving rednecks! in fact, i race a tonykart if you blithering idiots know what that is, it was made in italy. suck it. the south should […]
- Non Tell STD
a s-xually transmitted disease that is not important enough to have the “i have an std” conversation with another person. crabs would be a non tell std included while ghonneria is not.