a certain chap you should look at
paul: cian here’s a pellet gun
cian: (look of excitement)
paul: “look at that chap yerherrrrr
the type of c–n to ban you in his twitch chat for asking him if he would like to help you b-tt chug a bottle of ranch dressing. and will commonly accuse everyone that’s better than him of stream sniping kingrichard15 is the worst fortnite player.
- lesbian tourette's
when a female coworker randomly texts you the word v-g-n-. dude, kate texted me v-g-n- again. she totally has lesbian tourette’s.
when your lost between calling someone a “d-ckhead” or “piece of sh-t” you blurt “d-ck-sh-t”. b1- your such a fake. b2- yeah? well your a d-ck-sh-t.. a legitimate indian surname with unfortunate connotations in the english-speaking world. “chief minister of delhi, sheila d-cksh-t, has fallen in the line” an insult so vile and low it […]
- lactose snob
a person that has not been clinically diagnosed as lactose intolerant but has fabricated a self diagnosis. the onset of latosce sn-b is usually the result of a traumatic event such as sh-tting oneself as a grown man. i havnt sh-t myself since i stopped eating dairy. bro, youre a lactose sn-b!
- eva w
such a lovely person that you can always have a laugh with, really genuine and isn’t afraid to stick up for herself. she’s really pretty but doesn’t realise it. she’s a very trustworthy person and i’m lucky to have her as a friend, love you eva and i hope you find a frogling for your […]