lugubrious
mournful or gloomy, especially to an exaggerated or ludicrous degree.
a shovel, tombstone, and other lugubrious items were in the cemetary.
a word that describes both boredom and s-xiness of a person, neither can be excluded to mean just one or the other. often used in the wrong place at the wrong time, it makes no sense. this word cannot be conjugated either.
a: yo shizzle i met the b-tch that was so f-ckin lugubrious!
b: yeah? was it that s-xy librarian?
a: no! it was that b-tch that sews on the bus
b: you gonna hit that?
a: no! b-tch is f-ckin boring
b: that’s too bad
a: but she’s f-ckin hot…
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