one who confuses perfectly ordinary sentiments with s-xually charged ones.
man: it says here that she likes oral s-x and surfing.
woman: oooo, what does she mean by “surfing”?
man: i think she means that she likes surfing.
woman: g-d, you’re right. i’m such a freaking luland.
instead of just experiencing a walk of shame, you actually shower at the person’s house using their hair care product, therefore going the rest of the day smelling like that person. some consider it a step up from the walk of shame alone because you’re clean, but you got there using shame-poo. dirty hair? clean […]
- men on the moon
to go “men on the moon” on someone is to eat a guy out in a dark room. men on the moon refers to “where no man has gone before”. also, a song by rem. elena: i went men on the moon on my first boyfriend. it was bliss.
when one partner squeezes shampoo from a bottle into the r-ct-m of the second partner, followed by the 2nd partner “p–ping” the shampoo into the hair of the first partner either in the bath or shower. i know you said she was kinky, but she had me do a shamp–per and my -n-s has never […]
when your usually very regular period is late for no apparent reason– even pregnancy. “my period is a week late! and i’m usually so regular!” “you think you could be pregnant?” “no! i haven’t had it in months!” “relax, girl! you’re just menstipated.”
- Shat Bricks
to be utterly appalled, amazed, or stunned. jesus: “watch as i turn this water into wine!” -water changes to wine- onlooker: ” holy sh-t, he really did it. i just shat bricks”