n. m-ffin shaped p-n-s, which at full erection is hard as wood or “lumber”. (other definition) n. human feces that is a cause of eating a “denny’s lumber jack slam” with the combination of a m-ffin.
first example: girl say’s to s-xual partner “ow! i can’t fit that lumber m-ffin.”
2nd example: “dude… i ate at denny’s and had a m-ffin it took me 30min. to sh-t that lumber m-ffin.”
noun. – to create a log of feces, either by natural excretion or compounding several smaller pieces, freeze said log, and use for personal -n-l stimulation. preferable after ingestion of large amounts of corn. man, it was freakin sick! i came back to school after the break and caught my roomate giving himself a lumbermill […]
- rotten moose cabbage
one who smells of rotting moosey cabbageness. my god kevin smells like rotten moose cabbage.
- lumber on the front porch
large br–sts. sometimes unexpectedly so, or enhanced beyond what might have come with the original package. (man upon spotting the full-breasted woman riding her bicycle past the window where he is dining with friends) “that one’s got some serious lumber on the front porch.”
- Point Grab
the practice of asking for points back on an -ssignment or test, usually because of incorrect grading or an arguable question, but sometimes just because the student needs a higher grade (most often practiced by asians and ap chemistry students). often results in teacher frustration or random comments. (acid-base test recap in ap chemistry) chem […]
- cum drenched
the state of being covered in man juice! drenched in c-m!! your mum was c-m drenched after i spaffed all over her face last night.