lumber muffin

n. m-ffin shaped p-n-s, which at full erection is hard as wood or “lumber”. (other definition) n. human feces that is a cause of eating a “denny’s lumber jack slam” with the combination of a m-ffin.
first example: girl say’s to s-xual partner “ow! i can’t fit that lumber m-ffin.”
2nd example: “dude… i ate at denny’s and had a m-ffin it took me 30min. to sh-t that lumber m-ffin.”

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