Macpherson
the best of the highland clans, loved to party and the chiefs would have s-x ten times a day, finn was chief of the macphersons for over 40 years. this clan invented the word skite.
he likes to party like a macpherson on christmas day.
scottish s-x god, with b-lls of steel and nothing to lose. mess with this mo’f-cka and you -n-s will be ripped into the next dimension by his m-ssive 10 ton c-ck. gaelic legends somtimes refer to macpherson as the creator of -rg-sms and t-tty f-cking.
oh macpherson!
f-g 1: my c-ck is so big macpherson is jealous
f-g 2: no way
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