Maeta
a beautiful girl with gorgeous eyes. she is very smart, funny, has an amazing body, especially her booty. she has an awesome personality, and will brighten up your day. along with that she has a lot of swagg. you would never regret meeting her.
i wish i was as cool as maeta
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maeta is so amazing
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