Mahogany Frog
a formerly talented funk band lost in the devastatingly boring world of sp-ce-jazz prog wasteoid bullsh-t.
me: did you hear that mahogany frog kicked sasha grey out of the band for being too funky?
some -sshole: i heard they replaced her with a blind man.
me: well i’d rather f-ck her then a god d-mned blind man.
some other -sshole: i heard jesus quit the band when she got kicked.
me: i’ll never buy another mahogany frog record. unless megan fox becomes a member..mmm…
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