Maitland Monkey
this s-xual act involves a male, following a bl-wj-b ,-j-c-l-t-ng all over his female companions face then, whilst she is temporarily blinded the guy throw a pre-hidden stash of p-b- tr-mm-ngs on his unsuspecting victums face. the male then sits back and watch his friend do the funky monkey dance as she wipes crab-forest from her eyes
quote 1:hey man shoulda seen me get brenda with this sweet maitland monkey last night. got that b-tch good.
quote 2:dude i just broke up with with me missus. didn’t know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. prety sure she got the message. wanna go have some leroy jenkems.
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