the ultimate form of annoyance & just an absolute waste of sp-ce. maluch is the most heinous form of human being & is disliked by the majority of the world. those who choose to befriend it are generally mentally handicapped to such a state of delusion that they can barely function (no one who has ever admitted to befriending the maluch has had an iq above 3.) the maluch is a very poor dresser (it appears to imitate a poor pagan widow with no sense of color coordination, a lack of common knowledge towards clothes that match in any way shape or form, a complete disregard for body type, & a severe delusion that it s signature homemade multi-colored rastafarian hat can make any pos outfit look socially acceptable.) the maluch is known to be frigid b-tch, know it all cow, superficial -ss, condescending douche, & most definitely a hypocritical wh-r-. its race & nationality are constantly changing in order to maintain its douchey persona. it majors in women s studies even though it s gender is questioned. it takes great pride in being the token white one in a mexican sorority. many have dedicated their lives to eliminating the maluch; however, sadly enough all attempts have proven to be futile. with the strength of a man, body of a manatee, & brain of a caterpillar maluch has proven to be semi indestructible. maluch is in someway directed related to satan himself. legend says that if the maluch is ever kind, considerate, or cooperative in any way it will instantly implode.
man 1: did you hear what maluch did?
woman 1: omg, wtf did it do now?
man 1: it went to arizona and said it was fighting for its people s rights!
woman 1: why doesn t it realize it s white? d-mn maluch.
4,000 other people: we hate maluch too!!!!
- hannah snowdon
hannah snowdon is oliver sykes of bring me the horizons girlfriend. she’s a tattoo artist and is the hottest b-tch in sheffield. also an amazing singer, she’s featured on oli’s bands’ newest alb-m sempiternal on the track deathbeds. “omg i’m so jelly of hannah snowdon” “i know she’s perfect”
- Hannah Secret
in reference to the televison series hannah montana on disney channel a secret that is so substantial it could change your life immensely. few to none know. usually constantly contemplated as to whether or not to reveal it. mostly in the case of putting on large guises. (ex: being in the closet, witness protection program, […]
filth. oh man, i went out with this girl last night. she was a total jeklund – i mean, seriously, she was filthy!
a playful coining of decepticon (deception-icon), the evil robot group in transformers, and “jejeje,” a popular expression of social r-t-rds. it literally means “jeje-icon,” a person that confuses originality with obscurity, and creativity with stupidity. commonly used by jejemons to refer to their arch-enemies, but obviously impaired by their ability to understand compound english words, […]
when a person from malaysia thinks they are black. similar to “wigger” jackie is such a “malygger”. she only listens to drake and r.kelley.