man chocolate
a man that is s-xy that he is almost edible
d-mn that guy is a man chocolate
chocolate or anything with nuts in it.
if it has nuts you put “man” in front of it
you: “dude what kind of brownies are those?”
friend: ” oh there man chocolate”
you: “i dont like man food”
friend: “what?”
you: “i dont like anything with nuts”
any form of cheese, cheddar, swiss, or any other. usually served with crackers, you can vary it up.
dan cut up some man chocolate, i am starving.
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