man curd
(n) c-m; s-m-n
aka
sp-nk
-j-c-l-t-
throat yogurt
baby batter
gibble
c-ck snot
etc…
“i blew a fat wad of man curd in her mullet.”
1) “lumpy” s-m-n, as though from a dehydrated person.
2) -j-c-l-t- that becomes lumpy after exposure to water, as during a mutual shower.
i shouldn’t have come so soon after that race. all i could get out was man curd.
-or-
wtf! simmons must have been the bucket man: he’s got man curd all over him.
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