Matrix Reloaded
1. a bad -ss film which normally lame keanu reeves kicks some major -ss.
2. a film in which you find out zion and the “real world” is just another matrix outside the internal matrix and that everyone is still in pods under the machines control.
3. bad -ss special effects
opps, did i just spoil the matric reloaded?
sequel that sucked by killing all significane of the first one. the special effects and agent smith are what made the movie worthwile.
see matrix…
then add steroids, screw character development, but keep the actor who’s catch phrase happens to be, “yeah…” or “all right…”
the matrix reloaded was bad–ss! i took a p-ss in the middle and didn’t miss anything but repetative fight sequences!
liam was a panda named neo. he lived in a matrix. p.o.d rads my magazine “kill liam”.org, h-llo!
p.o.d oscillates my satanic beverage (c-ke)
inserting the p-n-s in the v-g-n- and the -n-s repeatedly during a session of s-xual intercourse.
i gave her a matrix reloaded when i pounded her pink and her stink.
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