handsome, loving guy!! he’s not a hoe, nor sl-t. he loves one person and doesn’t cheat. any girl would be lucky to date matthew kennedy.
mallory~ look at that guy over there.
sally~ he’s definitely matthew kennedy!!
f-cked up my phone is fluggerd up
- gamer shot
when you get a sick shot mate. man in overwatch practice area: -kills immobile enemy from 10 feet away- man in overwatch practice area: boom d-ckhead, now thats what i call a f-cking gamershot. when u get a sick shot mate guy: o sh-t that’s a gamer shot girl (why a girl?): f-ck u when […]
- a d*ck ill let you hop on
a guy you approve of someone dating friend 1: omg he’s so cute friend 2: nooo not him friend 1: what about him?? friend 2: now that’s a d-ck i’ll let you hop on!
the world’s most popular last words. now careful with the ax eugene, no aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!@!!
- get booked
to get slaped/punched with a book, or any other paper object, in a face or any other body part. person a: hey, can you com… person b: (slaps person a with a book) get booked !