the art of sticking your p-n-s in an inanimate object.
ouch i just mcboyled my pencil sharpener.
is a postcode in reading (lower early) i rep rg6 brap
british word for banged. stotted my head off the bl–dy wood flooring!
- thizz faced
when you are pail, have very dilated pupils, and probably are sweaty/smelly from rolling at a rave for 8 hours. you cant help but bite on every bitable object in sight and theres no way you’re falling asleep for the next few hours. you are clearly f-cked up! person 1: wow, i’m rolling b-lls! person […]
slang for the hair on a woman’s upper legs, stomach, and back. guy to a red haired girl: so, does the carpet match the drapes? red haired girl: yeah. but not the upholstery. (thanks xkcd!) slang/meme for armpit hair started by xkcd i’d prefer a girl with zero upholstery
borrowing someone’s iphone to use for yourself. reginald: what’s the name of that movie with kevin bacon? tiffany: i dunno, look it up on your iphone. reginald: i don’t have one… but that’s okay. i’ll uphone it. hey logan, let me use your iphone. i need some free g.