meat curtains


the long, overly stretched out lips of a p-ssy, sometimes resembling philly cheese steak. also known as: elephant ears, clappers, mud flaps, pounded cube steak, cube steak patties, dangly gizzard, and last (but not least), the giblet pouch.
debbie’s meat curtains are so long, she has a curtain rod in her shower to hang her flaps over so she can squeegie them down.
long flappy l-b– lips
b-tch wrap your meat curtains around my d-ck
a woman’s v-g-n- lips.
hey, bend over and spread your meat curtains so i can ride you bare-back from behind and spray my love all over your -ss!
the inner lips of the v-g-n- that hang outside the v-g-n- or are exposed- all women have ( meat curtains ) , womans v-g-n– s-xy part of the body
women have meat curtains
long beefy flaps of meat that hang down in some v-g-n-s. usualy the best for sucking! keeps large amount of juice that smells very good. women that have those are certainly blessed.
i put her panties to the side and those incredible meat curtains flops out, hanging down like drapes.
v-g-n-l opening, l-b–.
“so, i was going down on this chick the other nite, and she had the nicest meat curtains.”
that extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. either she’s one of those unfortunates born like this, or she’s seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.
d-mn suzie! your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo’ meat curtains look like a freakin’ gyro sandwich!

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