medfail
the greatest feeling of anguish, rejection, humiliation and self-futility known to soulless pre-medders who have given their all as a sacrifice to the great energy draining med and have been refused in any way possible. this heart wrenching denial of precious doctoring dreams results in loss of hardcore pre-medders’ reason to live… and induces some to do the unthinkable -> do a commerce degree to become an accountant
-every student other than the 80 first years that they take in at the university of auckland every year has suffered ultimate medfail. postgrads don’t count because they’ve either failed before or had 3 years to ‘find themselves’.
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