Metrotard
from’the morning news’: a person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway p-ss. also: a person who tries to use a metrocard to withdraw money from an atm.
i went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.
someone who acts or looks like they are r-t-rded but really isn’t.
“ew rachel, your being such a metrotard, stop it.”
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