metrotextual
man who reads feminist literature.
steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some margaret atwood novels and stopped saying, “hey, i know chicks, i came out of one, didn’t i?”
a straight male who uses smileys(i.e., ;-), etc.) in his text messages and im.
i texted danny to inform him that i found his lost i-pod and this metrotextual replied with a winking smiley face.
n. one who spends an inordinate amount of time texting and reading texts.
his/her constant use of cell phones for sending and receiving texts makes one a metrotextual.
when a man sends texts that groups symbols, punctuation marks, and lol’s so much that you just know that his wardrobe is full of pastel colors..
hence metrotextual..
have a great day!!! 🙂 or too funny!!! lol lmf– :)-
metrotextual
a man why texts, ims, emails, or what have you, but in an overtly feminine way.
-“hey man, what’s good?”
-“nm just chillin with karen ^____^”
-“dude, that smiley is way metrotextual.”
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