middle aged dangle

old man saggy nuts. as the years go by gravity takes it toll. the ball sack stretches longer from the weight of the nuts. some old men can actually sway their hips and wrap their nuts around their leg like a tether ball pole.
he got a new car and a face lift but once i saw that middle aged dangle i knew he was freakin old!
his nuts looked like two golf b-lls in a nylon sock.

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