middle school

where you start smoking weed while listening to ice cube before you become a emo stoner in high school listening to elvis depressed ly
happens to everyone in middle school

i mean everyone
1. a place where your parents drop you off to be ripped apart by your equals.
2. where you go from being a sweet, cute, elementry school kid to being a poser goth cutter listening to avril lavinge.
3. where your hopes and dreams are shattered just in time for the next pit of h-ll: highschool.
mom, don’t make me go back to middle school today. i’ll be given wedgies and noogies and have my lunch money stolen!
a place your so excited to go to right after you get out of elementary school but within 1 week your wishing the year was over
i couldnt dleep the night before but after the first week of it i wanted it to be over
in my opinion, the 2 (or 3) worst years of life you will have attending school.
the teachers are there to teach you cr-p you will most likely never use more than 50% of it in life. they’re there to give you 3 hours of homework per night, and give you 2 nights of detention a week for doing something harmless.
the popular kids like the same bands, usually wear the same clothes, and are there to make you feel like absolute sh-t.
mostly, your friends will talk behind your back, unless you’re lucky to find one good, trust-worthy friend who won’t dump you.
the girls are sl-ts, the boys are perverts, and most of the time you’ll feel alone and blue. relationships usually don’t last more than a week or two.
everyone and their dog has a mysp-ce, which are usually full of pictures of the popular kids and their friends, having a good time, making you feel more and more like sh-t.
basically, everything makes you feel like sh-t.
6th graders always antic-p-te joining middle school, but near the middle of 7th grade, you’re screaming “get me out of this place!”
drama is around every corner.
middle school sucks.
tommy: “did you hear about sally?”
jimmy: “no, what happened to her?”
tommy: “she killed herself.”
jimmy: “woah! why?”
tommy: “middle school bites, man.”
welcome to the sh-ttiest time of you life. enjoy the next 3 years of h-ll!
middle school sucked -ss.
7th and 8th grade. f-cking sh-tpile run by crackwh-r- teachers.
look at all those middle school boys. they need to get laid.
deepest pit in h-ll, a place where despair and agony dont just describe your energy bar, but describe your life. joy is granted to seldom, but you come out a stronger human being.
anorexia
cutters
all the sh-t
a sh-twhole where everyone either thinks they are the best thing since sliced bread or become suicidal. supposedly everyone is “equal”, but in their head everyone is thinking they are better than everyone else. friendships are shallow, limited only to the people in your cl-sses or cliques. everyone in the f-cking building has stress and anxiety issues….yet they still think they are different.
teacher: so who in this room has ever thought they have add but werent sure?
(everyone slowly raises hand)
teacher: dont worry, thats a common thought for middle-schoolers
i went to a shrink when i was in middle school…so did all my friends.

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