Mike LaTorres
1. the name version of “my cl-toris”
did you see mike latorres on the news last night?
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to sabotage a close family member or friend in the face of a challenge. “did you just asmubble me?” “yes.”
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the equivalent of la face with oakland booty, but for b–bs. they are well shaped, well endowed yet seemingly out of proportion to the rest of the body. like a 36dd on a 5’3” gal. certain mythical creatures are said to have these. they often appear in a nerd’s fantasies or a human girl’s nightmares. […]
- anticipussy
when you are greatly antic-p-ting p-ssy but don’t get it when you want it. d-mn dude, the anticip-ssy is killing me, i want to get in there s-x bust a nut
- Chlamidatittyitis
a serious condition in which ones whole v-g-n- and t-tties are fused together getting tremendously worse with each stage. “i’m afraid i do not bring good new ma’am.” “just spit it out doctor! what do i have?” “it’s…-pushes up gl-sses- chlamidat-ttyitis..”
- cereal addiction
an addiction to breakfast cereal(s) regardless of the location or time of day. i love to eat breaksfast at any time of the day, i have a cereal addiction.