motherf-cking young professional. a yuppie, but millennial.
“some m-f-yopro was in front of me at the grocery checkout. she took a break from reading her linkedin dms to pay for her precut fruit and this month’s atlantic.”

“some new loft apartments went up next to that brunch place in the gentrifying latino neighborhood on the west side. m-f-yopro central.”

“i think it was while i was talking with my belaying partner at my rock climbing gym about how my startup is scaling it’s email marketing strategy that i realized i’m a m-f-yopro.”

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