Moist Velvet


a crazy drinking league created in 2009 in palmerston north, new zealand.

keeping it moist since the good times in church street.

moist velvet has officials including tim b, jarmila n, daniel m, daniel r, mark c and helena p. there is also a large group of talented groupies that follow.

after having two now members banned from social club drinks without any evidence, this spirit filled league came together in a “captain planet” kind of way – now known throughout the manawatu as the elite drinking team.

moist velvet is as s-xy as their chosen crew name.

drinking games don’t phase em – they are the masters!!
shall we get on the drinks? – sure – moist velvet that sh-t up!

that kinda excites me – all moist

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