Moisture Industry
synonym for a male’s s-x life. used to obscure the subject of the conversation when around others (girlfriends, parents, eavesdroppers etc.).
example 1:
tom: cuz, i heard you got that hot chick to go back to your place last night, how’d that work out??
sharif: yeah right dude, the moisture industry is taking a beating in this economy.
example 2:
tom: yo kid, you and jen been hangin out a lot recently, what’s up with that?
sharif: for real, thank god the moisture industry is back on the rise, i was just about to turn gay.
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