Molestoid
someone who is frequently the victim of s-xual molestation, usually at the hands of many different villains. this person makes being molested an art form, and finds creative ways to get molested even in situations where such would seem impossible. often molestoids have one particular villian who taxes them more than any other, and this villian is frequently a man over 80 years old.
derived from a combination of the word molest and humanoid. a molestoid is the walking embodiment of the act of molestation.
person a: did you hear that ryan got molested by an old man?
person b: again? that guy is such a molestoid.
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