Mongolian Fartchery
a tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public sp-ce immediately after farting. it derives from the tactics of mongolian horseback archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.
mongolian fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:
a) to avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart
b) as a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public sp-ce
albus, cut down on the mongolian fartchery… everyone knows you’re not actually going outside to text anyways.
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