Mongroves
a mental disorder characterized by a severe obsession with non-specific body part(s) repeated: stroking, examining, displaying to others, stretching, rubbing, caressing and a frequent request for others to examine the selected part for flaws.
“pip has a severe case of mongroves, he has rubbed all the fur off his calf”
“the patient was observed repeatingly pulling
on his loose facial skin”
“he is continually showing me his non-exsistant abs, asking if they look phenominal. i am positive he has mongroves.
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