Monkey Barracuda


a monkey barracuda hybrid that lives in or near dumpsters.

also lives in the nasty grimiest dirtiest womens -n-l cavity
my friend saw the monkey barracuda last night when he was throwing out the trash

i was about to f-ck my girlfriend when all of a sudden a monkey barracuda jumped on my p-n-s and i jumped

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