Mopey Fuck
a mopey f-ck is a person who is always pessimistic and sad about every bl–dy event in their life. a mopey f-ck will constantly act glum regardless of the occasion and often persistently talk about how terrible their life is and will always find a negative to even the happiest of events.
mopey f-cks are unlike normal realists, despite being miserable about life’s misfortunes, they seem to bring them upon themselves by constantly being pessimistic, in fact, they seem to enjoy misery and suffering, despite how much they p-ss and moan about it.
person 1: my gosh, it’s such an awesome day outside! the sun is shining brightly in the cloudlessly blue sky, a cool breeze is gently rippling the crisp air….
person 2: all i see is pain and misery…
person 1: go p-ss off, you mopey f-ck.
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