the middle-eastern nation from which mormans originate
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  • Mornaphobe

    a person who is typiclly afraid of the morning, waking up to it, thinking, or even talking about it. guy: hey, wake up already, it’s 2 in the afternoon already. girl: good! guy: whadya mean? you got 20 minutes to get ready for the concert! girl: i know, but i had to, it’s not good […]

  • Mormette

    a term used to describe a very attractive female of the mormon (lds) faith. i saw a lot of blonde mormettes at brigham young university.

  • Mormjob

    known strictly in the mormon community as a the s-xual act of slapping the male s-x organ through the pants and running out of the room full of guilt and curiosity. boy: did seth just get a mormjob!? girl: no, but nick sure did! look how she ran out of the room!

  • shmeence

    a word with multiple meanings, can be used in a derogatory sense or as a greeting, or as a way to describe your behaviour from the previous day. can be shortened to eence for similar effect dude, i was so shmeenced last night! oh hi shmeence that girl has got such a shmeence face bet […]

  • shmig dick

    the morning-after effects on one’s p-n-s after a night of getting shmiggy. symptoms include urinating laundry detergent, blisters, and in some cases your p-n-s falling off yo, she just gave me dome and i got gnarley shmig d-ck!

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