mubashir

bringer of glad tidings

used in the holy quran in several paces to describe the duties of a prophet. people named mubashir tend to be optimistic and trusting because of there undying faith in goodness of human. they are also easily taken advantage of because they believe that if they are good to everybody all the time then everyone will be good to them. they tend to have inclinations toward science and medicine. now the funny thing is even though they are practically incapable of complain when someone treat them unfairly they will unleash h-ll if you treat their friend or anybody around them unfairly.
quran 11:70

and surely our messenger came to abraham with glad tidings.

at ease everyone mubashir is here
a mubashir is somebody who is constantly stressed and smokes tobacco to overcome this stress. he is also constantly unfaithful to his wife as he hits on girls from his workplace and often goes out to meet with them. but overall he is an extremely hard worker and successful.
“have you been in john’s apartment room”
“no, why? what’s he doin’ there?”
“it reeks of f-gs and he’s having phone s-x with his secratary”
“he is a mubashir”

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