muffle bag


a theoretical bag in which females are chosen for situations such as dates or booty calls.
dude 1- “dude, i don’t know who i’m gonna ask to this f-cking junior high prom.”

dude 2- “just reach into that m-ffle bag of yours and pull something out.”

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