murton
a synonym for “small p-n-s”
that maddie guy dropped his pants, revealing his murton.
1. a hennis, 2. an annoying little pr-ck
“that guy that dumped all his players in our fantasy baseball league when he got his underoos in a bunch is a real murton, huh?”
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