when someone takes the tip of there p-n-s and sticks it in someones ear.
dood i saw brian giving a mushroom ear to chris and he enjoyed it.
- Lincoln Cocked
when someone is beaten unbelievably bad at something such as sports, video games, trivia, or arson. abraham lincoln had a monster c-ck and gave extreme discomfort when blasting someone up the -ss. hence, the term lincoln c-cked was born. -“dude, you got lincoln c-cked at table tennis yesterday.” -“yeah, he beat me pretty bad”
- Must-Rape Situation
a situation in which you are morally obligated to rape someone. there was a hot redhead sleeping face down in my bed. it was a must-rape situation. your a d-ckhead if you ever think there is an acceptable time to rape someone. come over to my house and i’ll show you a must-rape situation with […]
scrootin is when you are looking around for something. what are you doing? just scrootin around for something to do.
- scrotom warmer
a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature. hehe p-ck-r:p scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~casually! a hot chick that rubs herself on other dudes when dancing. this usually results in a hard-on that hot b-tch has been rubbin on me all night scrotom warmer someone who sits in the lap […]
pr-nounced sc-m – fish’d the feeling you get when you are uncomfortable and constrained, normally by clothing but could be by weather or people being too close. i need to get out of these clothes because i’m sc-mphised. when i go shopping in the winter i need to wear a coat to get there but […]