mutually assured douchebaggery
the point at which you and another person get so p-ssive-aggressive to each other that it doesn’t matter who started it, because at this point you’re both just plain douchebags.
person a turns down the thermostat. person b waits for a to leave, turns it back up. repeat until one has to leave out of frustration. this is the point of mutually -ssured douchebaggery.
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