Nature’s Birth Control
-n-l s-x. the 100% effective, 100% natural birth control is doing it in the b-tt. do a girl in the -ss and she won’t get pregnant. also known as “nbc”
brian isn’t ready to have a baby yet but his wife went off birth control so he decided to start using nature’s birth control and did her in the b-tt.
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