ninja attack flap jack
way of grooming a dog or s-xual position. dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.
s-x: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of s-xual partner. also wearing a ninja mask.
“here at west minstah we see spuds with the “ninja attack flap jack.”
“baby, finish me! do the ninja attack flap jack!”
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